Geek/Nerd Joke of the Day

Kelly : it did make me think maybe i dont want to marry an engineer
Kelly : lol
daoriginalKAMRAN : hahaha
daoriginalKAMRAN : cause he might be cheating on you
Kelly : no. mostly cause hed rather be programming
daoriginalKAMRAN : hahah
daoriginalKAMRAN : yea that too
daoriginalKAMRAN : hey you guys could program together like when two people play the piano together.
Kelly : omg
Kelly : i dont program
daoriginalKAMRAN : like he has the left and you the right
daoriginalKAMRAN : you could press the shift for him so he can hit the colon
daoriginalKAMRAN : hahahhahahahahahaha
Kelly : omg
Kelly : i hate u
Kelly : 4EVER
daoriginalKAMRAN : hahahhahahahaha

Geek/Nerd Joke of the DAy

A Boy and his Frog

A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked it up and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

Then the frog cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me into a beautiful princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again, the boy took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket."

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter?! I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, I'll stay with you for a week, and I'll do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The boy looked at the frog and said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

Chick Algebra

Friend: lol like if u had 3 girls and $10 and wanted to date them all
Friend: how much could u spend on each

Geek/Nerd Joke of the day

Wife vs. Mistress

An architect, an artist, and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.

The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.

The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.

The engineer said, "I like both."

The other two replied, "Both?"

"Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done."

SLO

Here are some of the kids that i use to teach, and they are the same ones that would kick and bite me. but hey look like angels in the pic. (The big one next to me does not bite me, she is Tasneem. Im talking about the little ones.)

Geek/Nerd Joke of the Day

Two engineering students meet on campus one day.

The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey -- nice bike! Where did you get it?"

"Well," replies the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young coed rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes off all her clothes, and says 'You can have ANYTHING you want!'"

"Good choice!" says the first, "Her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway."

Miller beer to be first to use (Cold Can) Technology

Self cooling cans. I dont have to explain the coolness of that. I like how they are going to implement this in Beer cans first.

Geek Joke of the Day

Q: Why did the Comp. Engineer get X-mas and Halloween mixed up?

A:Because Oct (31) == Dec (25)!

Toshiba HD-A1 HD DVD player

Their coming...

Yo Momma

Your Mom is so fat, the recursive function computing her fatness causes a stack overflow.

Nerd Joke of the Day

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages

Nerd Joke

Two atoms are walking down the street. One suddenly stops and says, "Oh no, I've lost an electron."
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive!"