Knife Gun

I want this for Christmas.

Indians

Eid Mubarak

Faces of Eid

Face recognition system identifies terrorists so soldiers don't have to

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Bootleg MCA Community Hall Pic

Its looking good. Should be nice once they open it.

Mammoth Tusk

This Tusk is from a Mammoth that had little carvings all over it. It was really amazing. You’re not a baller unless you have this $600,000 piece of art on your mantle.

LumaLive

Waldo

Terms and Conditions

[on skydiving]
Salman Bhai: you're dad was telling me that doing extreme sports "violates the terms and conditions of a mangni"

Dilbert

Says what were all thinking in a Scottish Accent

The Society of Insane Chicks

Job Hopper

Guess Who?

Lake Shasta

House Boating 2006
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America, The Land of the Free

Florida

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

Chickens are considered a 'protected species'. (Key West)

Persons may not appear in public clothed in liquid latex. (Satellite Beach)

Women may not expose their breasts while performing "topless dancing". (Tampa)

It is illegal to roll a barrel on any street; fines go up according to the contents of the barrel. (Pensacola)

America, The Land of the Free

Tennessee
The definition of "dumb animal" includes every living creature. (Repealed)
Interracial marriages are illegal. (Repealed)
Stealing a horse is punishable by hanging.
It is legal to gather and consume road-kill.
It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date. (Dyersburg) (Sorry Asma, good thing you live in Cali, colon-right paran)
Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. (Memphis) (This is cause women are hazards on the road)
Panhandlers must first obtain a $10 permit before begging on the streets of downtown Memphis. (Memphis)

Inside The Gentlemen's Fight Club

Stupid Nerds

K2: you want to join
Tariq: hell yeah
Tariq: i like the shorts especially

America the Land of the Free

Alaska

Waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.

Arizona

You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

Arizona

It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling. (Tombstone)

Georgia

No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.

Georgia

It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy."(Jonesboro)

Georgia

It is illegal to have sex with a cow. (Sulphur)

America the Land of the Free

Starting a new thread.

These are Some state laws that are in effect:

Arizona

Hunting camels is prohibited.

Illinois

It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets.

Louisiana

Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."

Rhode Island

Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void.

Iran is a real Man

The letter from President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad made only an oblique reference to Iran's nuclear intentions, asking why "any technological and scientific achievement reached in the Middle East region is translated into and portrayed as a threat to the Zionist regime."

Yahoo News Article

This is like the political way of saying, "Bring it!"
US responded to this by saying, "Oh, its already been broughten!"

Geek/Nerd Joke of the Day

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket.

"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer. They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them.

Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The accountants saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all). When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip.

To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asked one perplexed accountant.

"Watch and you'll see," answered an engineer. When they board the train the three accountants cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs.

Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the accountants are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."

One for the Ladies, New Bling

Eye Jewelry

This is jsut a little weird. But im sure someone at one time, thought that ear rings were weird. Welcome to the future.

Geek/Nerd Joke of the Day

Kelly : it did make me think maybe i dont want to marry an engineer
Kelly : lol
daoriginalKAMRAN : hahaha
daoriginalKAMRAN : cause he might be cheating on you
Kelly : no. mostly cause hed rather be programming
daoriginalKAMRAN : hahah
daoriginalKAMRAN : yea that too
daoriginalKAMRAN : hey you guys could program together like when two people play the piano together.
Kelly : omg
Kelly : i dont program
daoriginalKAMRAN : like he has the left and you the right
daoriginalKAMRAN : you could press the shift for him so he can hit the colon
daoriginalKAMRAN : hahahhahahahahahaha
Kelly : omg
Kelly : i hate u
Kelly : 4EVER
daoriginalKAMRAN : hahahhahahahaha

Geek/Nerd Joke of the DAy

A Boy and his Frog

A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked it up and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

Then the frog cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me into a beautiful princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again, the boy took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket."

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter?! I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, I'll stay with you for a week, and I'll do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The boy looked at the frog and said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

Chick Algebra

Friend: lol like if u had 3 girls and $10 and wanted to date them all
Friend: how much could u spend on each

Geek/Nerd Joke of the day

Wife vs. Mistress

An architect, an artist, and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.

The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.

The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.

The engineer said, "I like both."

The other two replied, "Both?"

"Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done."

SLO

Here are some of the kids that i use to teach, and they are the same ones that would kick and bite me. but hey look like angels in the pic. (The big one next to me does not bite me, she is Tasneem. Im talking about the little ones.)

Geek/Nerd Joke of the Day

Two engineering students meet on campus one day.

The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey -- nice bike! Where did you get it?"

"Well," replies the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young coed rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes off all her clothes, and says 'You can have ANYTHING you want!'"

"Good choice!" says the first, "Her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway."

Miller beer to be first to use (Cold Can) Technology

Self cooling cans. I dont have to explain the coolness of that. I like how they are going to implement this in Beer cans first.

Geek Joke of the Day

Q: Why did the Comp. Engineer get X-mas and Halloween mixed up?

A:Because Oct (31) == Dec (25)!

Toshiba HD-A1 HD DVD player

Their coming...

Yo Momma

Your Mom is so fat, the recursive function computing her fatness causes a stack overflow.

Nerd Joke of the Day

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages

Nerd Joke

Two atoms are walking down the street. One suddenly stops and says, "Oh no, I've lost an electron."
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive!"