Tuesday, May 30, 2006

America, The Land of the Free

Tennessee
The definition of "dumb animal" includes every living creature. (Repealed)
Interracial marriages are illegal. (Repealed)
Stealing a horse is punishable by hanging.
It is legal to gather and consume road-kill.
It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date. (Dyersburg) (Sorry Asma, good thing you live in Cali, colon-right paran)
Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. (Memphis) (This is cause women are hazards on the road)
Panhandlers must first obtain a $10 permit before begging on the streets of downtown Memphis. (Memphis)

1 comment:

Snazzyazi said...

Thank gods that I do live in Cali. Thank gods!

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