A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
Chickens are considered a 'protected species'. (
Persons may not appear in public clothed in liquid latex. (
Women may not expose their breasts while performing "topless dancing". (
It is illegal to roll a barrel on any street; fines go up according to the contents of the barrel. (
Waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling. (
No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy."(
It is illegal to have sex with a cow. (
Hunting camels is prohibited.
It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets.
Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."
Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void.
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket.
"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer. They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The accountants saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all). When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip.
To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asked one perplexed accountant.
"Watch and you'll see," answered an engineer. When they board the train the three accountants cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs.
Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the accountants are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."
