Face recognition system identifies terrorists so soldiers don't have to

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Bootleg MCA Community Hall Pic

Its looking good. Should be nice once they open it.

Mammoth Tusk

This Tusk is from a Mammoth that had little carvings all over it. It was really amazing. You’re not a baller unless you have this $600,000 piece of art on your mantle.

LumaLive

Waldo

Terms and Conditions

[on skydiving]
Salman Bhai: you're dad was telling me that doing extreme sports "violates the terms and conditions of a mangni"

Dilbert

Says what were all thinking in a Scottish Accent

The Society of Insane Chicks

Job Hopper

Guess Who?

Lake Shasta

House Boating 2006
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America, The Land of the Free

Florida

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

Chickens are considered a 'protected species'. (Key West)

Persons may not appear in public clothed in liquid latex. (Satellite Beach)

Women may not expose their breasts while performing "topless dancing". (Tampa)

It is illegal to roll a barrel on any street; fines go up according to the contents of the barrel. (Pensacola)

America, The Land of the Free

Tennessee
The definition of "dumb animal" includes every living creature. (Repealed)
Interracial marriages are illegal. (Repealed)
Stealing a horse is punishable by hanging.
It is legal to gather and consume road-kill.
It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date. (Dyersburg) (Sorry Asma, good thing you live in Cali, colon-right paran)
Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. (Memphis) (This is cause women are hazards on the road)
Panhandlers must first obtain a $10 permit before begging on the streets of downtown Memphis. (Memphis)

Inside The Gentlemen's Fight Club

Stupid Nerds

K2: you want to join
Tariq: hell yeah
Tariq: i like the shorts especially

America the Land of the Free

Alaska

Waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.

Arizona

You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

Arizona

It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling. (Tombstone)

Georgia

No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.

Georgia

It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy."(Jonesboro)

Georgia

It is illegal to have sex with a cow. (Sulphur)

America the Land of the Free

Starting a new thread.

These are Some state laws that are in effect:

Arizona

Hunting camels is prohibited.

Illinois

It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets.

Louisiana

Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."

Rhode Island

Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void.

Iran is a real Man

The letter from President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad made only an oblique reference to Iran's nuclear intentions, asking why "any technological and scientific achievement reached in the Middle East region is translated into and portrayed as a threat to the Zionist regime."

Yahoo News Article

This is like the political way of saying, "Bring it!"
US responded to this by saying, "Oh, its already been broughten!"

Geek/Nerd Joke of the Day

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket.

"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer. They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them.

Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The accountants saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all). When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip.

To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asked one perplexed accountant.

"Watch and you'll see," answered an engineer. When they board the train the three accountants cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs.

Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the accountants are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."

One for the Ladies, New Bling

Eye Jewelry

This is jsut a little weird. But im sure someone at one time, thought that ear rings were weird. Welcome to the future.