Wednesday, May 31, 2006

America, The Land of the Free

Florida

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

Chickens are considered a 'protected species'. (Key West)

Persons may not appear in public clothed in liquid latex. (Satellite Beach)

Women may not expose their breasts while performing "topless dancing". (Tampa)

It is illegal to roll a barrel on any street; fines go up according to the contents of the barrel. (Pensacola)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am truly glad I live in california. Those are ALL things i like doing on a free sunday. Go CALI!

Anonymous said...

Are you coming to my concert, kami??

Anonymous said...

here I am, once again, I'm torn into pieces

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